Love these commercials…

I’m GLAD the Red Sox’s season was an epic fail!

I’m tired of seeing half of the country wearing ball caps with the Sox logo. Back in the 90s when the Sox were the underdog and were destined to collapse prior to the post season, only the Fenway Faithful dared to wear Boston hats. We were all used to the typical “Aw a Sox fan eh? Sorry buddy, maybe next year?”. After two championships and a reversed curse, everyone and their brother is suddenly a Sox fan. So to all you fakes and phonies out there, that’s right, swap your Sox hat for a Yankee or Rays hat. I’ll continue to keep my head up high and stand behind my team.

Just In: The Red Sox are #1! (at taking your money)

Fenway Park, Home of the Boston Red Sox….AND highest ticket prices.

Remember when the Boston Red Sox were those lovable losers, all quaint and nostalgic, if only they could get that elusive championship? Me neither. The Red Sox have become the one entity they have sworn to defeat….the evil Empire. Asking not only the most money for tickets, but offering the smallest and most uncomfortable seats in all of baseball.

Two World Series wins in the last seven years and a national memorabilia-wearing mass that makes the Red Sox hat like this decade’s cargo shorts will do that. It will also help make Fenway Park in Boston the most expensive park experience in the country on average. It may be a sad time for fans watching their wallets, but nearly every game sells out none the less.

Beer: $7.25
Hot dog: $4.50
Baseball hat: $20

Nostalgia certainly plays a major role as well, as that is something Fenway will arguably always lead the majors in. It is the oldest park in the big leagues and will mark its 100th birthday next season.

The average admission into this baseball shrine is $53.38, and a fun game to play during a slow inning is figuring out exactly how much you paid per inch of leg room (hint: a lot). The real kicker is the Fan Cost Index for Fenway, which leads the league at just more than $339 and is probably a bit more than you were planning on spending for your “Field of Dreams” re-enactment tour.

According to Team Marketing Report, Fenway also leads the league in beer and cap prices and is second in parking — $27.

Once the cost is stomached, there is something very surreal about looking out at the Green Monster for the first time and feeling how intimate a baseball game can feel in a down-home park filled with the faithful, new or old. It’s not cheap, but for fans of any team and baseball purists, many would argue that it’s worth every penny. Or Benjamin.

Tip: Hit the bars before game time, with highest average beer price in the majors — $7.25.

The Yankees are coming! The Yankees are coming!

The Yankees are coming! The Yankees are coming!

Any question about Arod’s sexuality has been answered.

Any question about Arod’s sexuality has been answered.

This is what Fenway looks like after the occasional Yankee win. NOT a safe place for children.

This is what Fenway looks like after the occasional Yankee win. NOT a safe place for children.

The Rivalry.

Yah yah yah…Cano beat Gonzo and Papi. Woopitiefreakindoo. You can have the HR derby Cano, we’ll take the pennant.

Yah yah yah…Cano beat Gonzo and Papi. Woopitiefreakindoo. You can have the HR derby Cano, we’ll take the pennant.

My dilemma…

Every hot girl I meet that is single happens to be a…YANKEE fan.

And all the hotties I meet that like the Sox are…taken.

FML.

Just awesome.

Just awesome.